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Bars Demotivational Poster


PURE FANTASY - like you would ever have 3 bars with AT&T


TAGS: i gots no bars ever
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Zook

EmilioDumphque - September 20, 2012, 6:24 pm
I have five bars quite often.
crankyhead - September 19, 2010, 8:23 pm
gorgeous Z, just gorgeous.
Faceplant31 - September 18, 2010, 4:39 pm
Perfect zook
Reality Lord - September 18, 2010, 10:45 am

nice!


MORON BARS - The stupid need to drink somewhere.




Behind Bars -


TAGS: finish bottle wake behind bars
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by Ism

mizzdizz - February 19, 2015, 1:15 pm
I absolutely LUV this! It'll be going on the wall! 5 ROTFL lions!


AFFECTION -




FUN SIZED SNICKERS? -


TAGS: tiny hardly worth the effort candy bars
Rating: 3.46/5

More motifakes by sickartist

BoneCD - January 2, 2010, 4:42 pm
I see, a pinball flipper, eH!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:39 pm
It's a finishing move....I remember the arcade game.
BoneCD - January 2, 2010, 4:37 pm
Hey, he only wants is his watch back
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:36 pm
Okay, yeah, he's not doing a basketball signal. Bart will tell you what my avatar's doing. He's one of the few others here that knows.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:34 pm
WTF is that supposed to mean?....are you dissing my mother?
Derek - January 2, 2010, 4:33 pm
:})
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:28 pm
Steam trains eh?....you are a backwards people. Take it easy Derek, I'm just funnin with ya.
Derek - January 2, 2010, 4:25 pm
Humour can be like pressure in a steam train. You seem to have let off too much Mooooooooooooooooooo.
Derek - January 2, 2010, 4:21 pm
Sorry about that. I never was much good at basketball.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:21 pm
Ha!...even spell check hates New Zealand.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:21 pm
I forget ....does Kiwi mean you're from New Zealand, or that you're totally g**?
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:18 pm
The urge to reply with, "Yes, yours" was not exactly defeated seeing how, well, I still typed it... but no, my avatar is signaling the DOUBLE DRIBBLE violation in the game of basketball. Good guess, though. ;)
Derek - January 2, 2010, 4:13 pm
Thank you Produce. Is your avatar tossing a salad?
Derek - January 2, 2010, 4:12 pm
I'm a Kiwi Mooooooooooooooooooo, as your globe should tell yooooooooooooo.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:10 pm
;}) looks exactly like V, Derek.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:10 pm
Where are you from Derek....I'll come up with some more appropriate stereotypes.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:09 pm
Narwhals go wherever I tell them to.
Derek - January 2, 2010, 4:08 pm
It's true, I am 4ยบ out, however your knowledge of narwhals is a hemisphere out. ;})
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 3:58 pm
Just checked my globe....opposite side of the planet from England is Ocean....so I'm gonna a**ume you're a Narwhal.
Derek - January 2, 2010, 3:55 pm
Snicker snicker snicker snicker snicker snicker snicker - yes, I am having fun now! ;})
Derek - January 2, 2010, 3:53 pm
So glad you've learnt to spell you name consistently Mooooooooooooooooooo. The self-respect was hard-earned. I think we got it from the same institution. (Not a "Limey" BTW - opposite side of the planet.)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 3:44 pm
Fish and chips in newspaper?.....where's your self respect?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 3:43 pm
Just because they only let you limey f***s eat black pudding and Indian takeaways....doesn't give you the right to criticize Derek.
Derek - January 2, 2010, 3:39 pm
and you weigh... ?
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 11:41 am
Agreed. 5.


IRELAND - More Bars in More Places


TAGS: ireland irish more bars places pub pubs
Rating: 3.59/5

More motifakes by Koradan

forseti - April 7, 2010, 7:05 pm
I love Ireland! Irish Pub is my first home...*g*
Shamrock - September 14, 2009, 9:21 am
Five pints of Lucozade in Guiness glasses. Disgraceful.


RURAL DRIVE-BY - Outraged with DQ for dropping Cheese Curds from the menu Keith and his trailer park boys decided to bring the hurt.


TAGS: and pick up some buster bars for later
Rating: 3.82/5

More motifakes by deadraisin

GreyScorpion - June 18, 2010, 11:28 pm
read his tags on his posters. those are really funny
ICEMAN - June 18, 2010, 11:24 pm
Even a busted clock gets it right twice a day. So the clock has a much better avg.
GreyScorpion - June 18, 2010, 11:20 pm
every weekday, the raisin tries, and tries, and tries, 8,9,10 different pics, rejected, and back again the next day...but on occasion, when the moon is full, and the cat has had a bath....he takes one deep to the yard. like 103969 and 102534
TheTrashHeap - June 18, 2010, 11:06 pm
C'mon GS Dish!
agdaniele - June 18, 2010, 10:59 pm
LMAO! I believe it.
GreyScorpion - June 18, 2010, 10:58 pm
you should have seen the first 5
agdaniele - June 18, 2010, 10:39 pm
Well played!


NAME THEM -


TAGS: candy bars
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Airman

Airman - December 7, 2012, 4:20 pm
never tried.. I have bitten them in half. I think what miss priss called a PeanutRoll I have know as Payday bar
ughomer - December 7, 2012, 9:50 am
Ever try to cut a malted milk ball in half, Airman?
Rudedog - December 7, 2012, 1:12 am
I'm just impressed that Ms Priss pulled down the Turkish delight at number 11. Can't say I've ever had the pleasure of T-delight
MissPriss - December 7, 2012, 12:19 am
NestleCrunch,Mars,Skor,CoffeeCrisp,Rolo,OHenry,Toberlone,AlmondJoy,MilkyWay,Snickers,TurkishDelight,SweetMarie,3Muskateers,Caramilk,PeanutRoll,CoconutDelight,Mr.Big,CharlestonChew,KitKat Or the PMS survival kit!Where's the reese peanut b***er cups?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 6, 2012, 10:33 pm
You're freaking me out Gary.
GaryO - December 6, 2012, 8:41 pm
17-mounds or spunow (depends on how you look at it)
ughomer - December 6, 2012, 7:54 pm
9 - ALMOND JOY TO THE WORLD 10 - MILKY WAY IN A MANGER
Greeny - December 6, 2012, 7:14 pm
How in the world do you get a clean cut on a b***erfinger?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 6, 2012, 6:52 pm
Dental bills, childhood obesity, hyperactivity and diabetes. 15 is a caramilk.
rerun - December 6, 2012, 6:47 pm

Dammit Airman. #3 b***erfinger, # 5 Rolo #12 milky way #17, that nasty coconut concoction.....#1 - 20, diet busters


If you know which one is the address bar -


TAGS: i hate toolbars bloody viruses
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by curlyrocks

curlyrocks - June 15, 2013, 3:36 pm
I'm sure there's a tool bar somewhere that can help me with my grammar.
Vinxman - June 15, 2013, 9:06 am
If you know the difference between then and than, then it seems you're smarter than 90% of the Internet users.
Cannabal - June 9, 2013, 6:21 am
You see what happens, Larry! You see what happens when you don't check the little box during program installation!
EmilioDumphque - June 8, 2013, 4:34 am
Ho-oly crap!! Is that what you guys are dealing with??? Why? Are you masochists? Get a Mac, fer christ's sake!
curlyrocks - June 7, 2013, 4:20 pm
I found that when dealing with a customer who I need to take to either a specific URL or to their router 9 times out of 10 I need to get them to use CTRL O. Apparently saying "the bar at the top" is confusing.
Silverheart - June 7, 2013, 1:31 pm

When installing software, and it asks if you want to install the free toolbar from whatever, just say no! All those toolbars, taking up screenspace, monitoring your online activity and slowing down your internet. Yikes.
MrStupidGir - June 7, 2013, 12:53 pm
if your browser looks like that don't b**** about internet being slow
falloutghoul - June 7, 2013, 8:41 am
All those toolbars, and for what? To search something without going to the actual site? Get rid of those things!
Renza - June 7, 2013, 8:05 am
The truth of this makes me sad, 5L


LOCATION, LOCATION, LOCATION - Sign Fail = Bar Genius




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